2002-11-16 - 3:40 p.m.
And while I'm on the subject of grandfathers, I was at my grandma and grandpa's house today. My grandma was talking about the different ladies who come to clean their house. She began talking about some woman who knew my uncle Dave. My grandpa then looked at me, eyes lit up and said "Nine! She has nine kids." I said "wow, she's been busy eh gramps?" He shouts out everything because of his stroke and his speech problems, but this time he was particularly loud and clear with a very serious and almost horrified look on his face, "And she's not even married!"
For some odd reason my grandpa says things that crack the shit out of me. I just hope none of the kids belong to my uncle Dave.